Death by 1000 cuts refers to an ancient method of torture in which numerous small cuts were made on a victim’s body. None of the cuts were deadly by themselves,…

A dwarf named Ed falls in love with a big woman named Linda. He cuts her open and climbs into her womb to be “born again.”

A vampire, a nihilist, and a murderous dwarf with super powers, come together, aided by the powers of a young woman’s magical penis, to fulfill an ancient prophecy and battle…