Convinced that Itchy & Scratchy has been going downhill, Bart and Lisa pen their own script and sign Grandpa Simpson’s name to it. Meanwhile, Homer goes back to school to…

Lisa takes a stand against Springfield’s annual snake-bashing festival.

Overwhelmed by her family’s demands during a flu epidemic, Marge accidentally shoplifts at the Kwik-E-Mart and winds up in prison.

An advertising blitz for “Gabbo” spells trouble for Krusty: his show gets canceled when the new ventriloquist act gets higher ratings. Bart and Lisa enlist Krusty’s Hollywood pals for a…

While trying to get Maggie to say her first word, Marge and Homer reminisce about Bart’s and Lisa’s first words.

Homer’s doughnut-clogged heart needs a triple bypass operation, but Dr. Hibbert’s fee is $40,000… so Homer takes his chances with Dr. Nick Riviera, who’ll do any operation for $129.

When Springfield gets a sudden windfall, a charismatic traveling salesman convinces the town to build a monorail.

After seeing Aunt Gladys die alone, Aunt Selma wants to get married and have a baby… until she spends a day babysitting Bart and Lisa at Duff Gardens.

When Homer neglects Bart once too often, Bart goes to the Big Brother program to get a new father figure. Stung, Homer replaces Bart with a little brother.

Ralph Wiggum mistakes pity for love when Lisa gives him a Valentine’s Day card. After a public humiliation, broken-hearted Ralph gives an unexpectedly moving performance in the school’s President’s Day…

After a DUI, Homer swears off beer for a month. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa’s sibling rivalry plays out in the school science fair.

Homer negotiates his union’s contract with Mr. Burns, mindful that he needs a dental plan for Lisa’s new braces. Burns mistakes Homer’s utter ineptitude for strategy and concedes, on the…

An April Fools’ Day prank provides the jumping-off point for Simpson family flashbacks.

Feeling underappreciated at home, Marge takes up acting and channels her pent-up rage as Blanche DuBois in a community production. Meanwhile, Maggie leads a revolt at the Ayn Rand School…

After skipping church one Sunday morning, Homer decides to quit church altogether and spend Sundays worshiping in his own way — with cigars and beer.

Homer enters Lisa into the Little Miss Springfield Pageant to help her feel better about her looks. But when she must choose between the title and her integrity, she realizes…

In “Clown Without Pity,” Bart’s Krusty doll is determined to murder Homer. In “King Homer,” Homer plays King Kong to Marge’s Fay Wray. Finally, in “Dial Z for Zombies,” Bart…

When Bart’s misdeeds at school and at home reach new extremes, Homer puts his foot down and imposes the ultimate punishment: Bart is forbidden to go see the new Itchy…

Mr. Burns is instantly smitten when Marge takes a job at the nuclear power plant.

Bart has a crush on his new neighbor, a teenage girl who only has eyes for Jimbo Jones. Bart sets out to prove that Jimbo is not as tough as…

Homer starts a thriving snow-plowing business, but cutthroat competition arrives when Barney sets up shop as the “Plow King.” When an avalanche buries Barney, Homer realizes the rivalry has gone…

When Bart and Lisa arrive at Kamp Krusty, they find the summer camp is more like a prison camp. When Krusty doesn’t show up to set things straight, the kids…